codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via userbar)

Timestamp: 1411459341

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

(Source: humortrain, via userbar)

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lulz-time)

Timestamp: 1411459301

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lulz-time)

(Source: britney2007spears, via yelled)

surprisebitch:

vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?

(via thefuuuucomics)

Timestamp: 1411459193

surprisebitch:

vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? le sexe.. je veux dire, l’activité physique.. le coït. tu aimes ça ?

(via thefuuuucomics)

skikes:

no-receipts:

when you’re horny af and only older ugly daddies message you on grindr

image

Or 18yo art students looking for their soul mate.

(via bromancing-the-stone)

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

image

(via loaning)

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

image

(via belly-bits)

(Source: qualityunicorn, via thiccthot)

(Source: wallflowerbloom, via recharges)

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Timestamp: 1411457725

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

(via bromancing-the-stone)

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Timestamp: 1411456873

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(via bromancing-the-stone)

fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

(via sillyboys-girlsareforgirls)

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious, via trait)

Timestamp: 1411456862

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious, via trait)

prokopetz:

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

Oh, it’s even worse than that.

Hormonal birth control for men has been a solved problem since the 1970s, and the current iterations of the technology are actually substantially superior to equivalent treatments for women, demonstrating higher effectiveness, less dangerous side effects, and lower prevalence of side effects in virtually all modern trials. At this point, some forty years on, such treatments continue to be refused certification on the ostensible basis of concerns over the purely hypothetical effects of long-term use.

Meanwhile, a hormonal birth control treatment for women whose known and documented side effects include “sudden death” can go from the laboratory to the pharmacy shelf in under five years.

Really shows you where our priorities lie, doesn’t it?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mountain--sound)

Timestamp: 1411456807

prokopetz:

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

Oh, it’s even worse than that.

Hormonal birth control for men has been a solved problem since the 1970s, and the current iterations of the technology are actually substantially superior to equivalent treatments for women, demonstrating higher effectiveness, less dangerous side effects, and lower prevalence of side effects in virtually all modern trials. At this point, some forty years on, such treatments continue to be refused certification on the ostensible basis of concerns over the purely hypothetical effects of long-term use.

Meanwhile, a hormonal birth control treatment for women whose known and documented side effects include “sudden death” can go from the laboratory to the pharmacy shelf in under five years.

Really shows you where our priorities lie, doesn’t it?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mountain--sound)